Hello Fellow Students, Classmates, Humans, etc.  

Keoni is Famous.

    As you know Keoni was expelled but many people do not know that he was published in a book. Keoni wrote a letter to Barack Obama stating how children should have the write to vote when he was in the 6th grade. The book is titled "Sutdents Of The Newark Public Schools The Justice Epistles".  Keoni writes and I quote, "I am Keoni Jamison. I'm a 6th grade student in Newark, New Jersey. I'm writing to you because I feel very strongly about an issue that affects my life. I think that children should have the right to vote. Giving children the right to vote would be excellent because it will change the world."

    If you ever read this Keoni you will know that the world knows you are speaking for the children. Thank you. 

Yes I'm back and better than ever! Inside The Desk lives once again after so many people keep asking me about it. So anyway I posted up another little video for you guys to enjoy which is the new Epic Rap Battles Of History season 2 video! Enjoy that and also I like you to see this picture that I got after I searched up "crab" on google.

It's Mr. Krabs like you've never seen him before! :P

Soooooo Damian made a bitstrip about McDonalds and he showed it to us in class. He said I should put it up here so I did, only that I remixed it and although you may not belive me, THE FAT KID IS NOT KEONI! Lots of people keep saying this but I sat down with Damian and he said the characters name is Derek and he has a problem with food.

So Here It Is Ladies And Gentlemen.....

Hey Don't Think That I Would Leave The Second Part Out!

All Rights Reserved 2011

I usually go to Keoni's website, hoping to see something interesting. So then I go to the Guestbook and I see that somebody named lisa is commenting! Who might this person be? I don't really know but it looks like Keoni has a fan that doesn't know how to spell! This is how it came up on the site.

I need to be precise in order to do this. So i'll wait untill 11:11 PM and 11 seconds later I'll see if something cool will happen ! Or maybe I'll just make a wish...... My dreams will then come true. If anything does happen, I'll post it on Twitter and tell you. (I'm very active on Twitter)

 Nothing's Gonna Happen.....

There is this new vieo I just had to put up because it was AMAZING! It has all these types of memes in it, so if you don't know any memes......... then the video will look pretty weird. Anyway, it features famous memes like:

• Nyan Cat

• Mr. Y U NO

• And Pedo Bear!

Yep. I was at the library with a bunch of other people and Henry Cardona was screamin likew crazy! Anyways, the librarian banned us for two weeks so Inside The Desk might not be published until Nov. 21! Sorry............. but the website will be active! Also, the "Make It Rain, Make It Shower" contest will be happining soon! Good luck and enjoy the laziest weekend you'll be getting! I'm going to bed after 3 more posts.

Sorry For Not Posting Newspapers?

Yep. It sure is Sunday (Don't make a song about it Rebecca Black!) It's a day to relax and do whatever we want..... (We we we so excited!) hey i'm hungry but this restaurant has me very confused on it's rules about the buffet it has.

We No Have It Our Way? Imma tell the Golden Dragon about this!

When they were filming The Dark Knight, Batman got drop when he was a baby, so he messed up the scene about 5 times. After the directors looked at it again, they realized that it was so funny, they had to release it as soon as possible, which ment last week. Anyways, I put it up on the site, so you can watch and hopefully, batman will mess up again when filming the second one here in Newark....

  Hint: That Is Not The Joker

See? There's a big difference!

Keoni, Keoni, Keoni.... Why do like to fly airplanes? Why do post Modern Warfare videos on your website? Why did you ask that marine about dropping out of school early to enlist? It's because you want to be a MasterChef like Henry Cardona was for Halloween! Wait, you don't know what a Master Chef is? It's a person who cooks for soldiers in the army! (Mostly done by lunch ladies). They use one hand to cook the food, and a gun in the other hand for protection! Keoni has dreams, and he'll cook it on a pan with golden arches (McDonalds) to show you.

The MasterChef logo (left)

The previous MasterChef for 2011 (right)

(Keoni, You'll Be Seeing Him Soon. JK!)